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There's no easy way to say this...

So, pretend like we're singing instead. The calendars are gone. It all happened so fast. We didn't know for how long, but we knew they wouldn't last.

That said, we might have a secret stash or two hiding out.

Give us a call, and we’ll do some sleuthing. Odds are, if there’s one left, it might have your name on it, especially if your name is January.

2025 Parody Calendar Collection

1-January
Inspired by San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk - Claude Monet
2-February
Inspired by Girl With Balloon - Banksy
3-March
Inspired by The Creation of Adam - Michelangelo
4-April
Inspired by Safe Harbor - Vladamir Kush
5-May
Inspired by Boquet of Peace - Picasso
6-June
Inspired by Figures on the Beach - Pierre Auguste Renoir
7-July
Inspired by Pertaining to Yachts and Yachting - Charles Sheeler
8-August
Inspired by The Card Players - Paul Cézanne
9-September
Inspired by The Arnolfini Portrait - Jan Van Eyck
10-October
Inspired by Pumpkin - Yayoi Kusama
11-November
Inspired by Impression, Sunrise - Claude Monet
12-December
Inspired by Lady with an Ermine - Leonardo da Vinci

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